“Your god Has Fallen and He Can’t Get Up”

In the late 1980’s the phrase “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” became famous based on TV commercials. These commercials were for elderly people who lived alone and needed a “lifeline” in case they fell while they were home and no one was there to help pick them up. Smart idea.      Does … Continue reading “Your god Has Fallen and He Can’t Get Up”

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“I Don’t Lie. I’m A Christian”

 It was crunch time. I was just about to make my move, but before I did I looked my wife right in the eye (knowing she was intimidated by my go-fish expertise) and I said "Do you have any 5's?" and before she had time to respond, I said, don't lie to me! To which … Continue reading “I Don’t Lie. I’m A Christian”